What is happening?

I went to stalk my stats again, unfortunately vain, and I realised my readers tend to not look at my other posts because you had to click the “Read” button, which made me sad. So I went scouring for a solution for an infinite scroll. I found it, yes. The website also claimed my theme supported infinite scroll, but it still got stuck with all the stupid “Read” buttons. And I began to desperately click random buttons which lead me to these:

I got very confused by these because I did not know where to put them.

I got very confused by these because I did not know where to put them.

I really don't know what's happening.

I really don’t know what’s happening.

Which link should I click? They all look the same to me! *high profile case of panicking*

Which link should I click? They all look the same to me! *high profile case of panicking*

My eyes are getting blurry with all these codes. Help!

My eyes are getting blurry with all these codes. Help!

I fretted for a moment, nodding to myself so I had confidence to understand, but I decided it was hopeless after a while. I really wanted to get rid of the annoying “Read” button, but I didn’t want to change my theme until I had nice pictures I could insert into other themes, which I don’t. I visited several blogs and they were so well groomed that I got sad and went to console my blog. Bonus for them: they had bloody INFINITE SCROLLS WITH NO “READ” BUTTON. I checked and rechecked my settings, off-ed and on-ed my infinite scroll button, checked again, but the “Read” button stared infuriatingly at my face.(Which made me want to punch the computer.)

I got increasingly distressed as time went by, (having a book to read, a review to write, and homework to do) and I couldn’t even look through Tumblr happily. (you know how bad it is.) This post is going to be very short, (I need to find a solution, and it’s a day before my next post, and if you have a solution, or you can help me, please leave a comment!)I need to sort out my thoughts carefully, before I tear my hair out of my head.

I’m really clicking desperately, I don’t even know what I clicked and which is what. I don’t know what’s happening and why it’s happening. This is going to shut down my brain for a whole day.

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